So much for those boring, cookie cutter tracks.  You know the ones like Charlotte, Chicago, and Texas.  They’re supposed to induce sleeping in the afternoon, but not this week.  For some reason, tempers flared, drivers were pushing and shoving each other outside their cars and one notable finger was given.  So while Greg Biffle threatened to put us to sleep, Jeff, Jeff, Kyle, Chad, and Denny woke us up and made us wonder if there really was a full moon.

In case you were on Mars yesterday or were glued to the Not Football League, something got into Jeff Burton and he wrecked Jeff Gordon under caution.  These two mild mannered drivers met on the track and did something resembling a…pushing match.  The crowd loved it until they say the numerous slow motion replays and saw it wasn’t a fight.

Kyle Busch had some bad luck and left the pits too quickly.  He didn’t much care for the call and gave the NASCAR official the finger on television in front of God and everyone watching (the ESPN guys called it an obscene gesture).  It cost him two laps and filled the air (of those with scanners) with new words to look up.

Then there was Chad Knaus and the entire Hendrick Motorsports Empire.  They proved to the world that team is a non-term at the sport’s leading team.  Apparently all that matters is a fifth straight championship.  In the middle of the race, no less, the greedy bunch decided that the No. 48 pit crew, which had been a little off that day, needed to be demoted to cleaning up the mess from the No. 24’s crash and burn act while the No, 24’s team was promoted to pitting the four-time champ, something that’s not allowed in the other two major NASCAR series.  So much for team morale.

Then, The Biff lost second gear, Matt Kenseth found himself in a car capable of winning, and Denny Hamlin, who was nowhere near the lead for most of the day, ran like a scalded dog to the front, held off Kenseth, and took the points lead.  I thought last week was Halloween.

So, there was plenty to talk about on NASCAR radio today.  Mixed in with the usual, “I think this is the week that Junior’s gonna do it this week,” and “we’re seeing history and we should be proud to have experienced it,” was a serious discussion about how NASCAR really wasn’t so much a team sport as it was all about winning the championship.  Tell that to the Jimmie Johnson pit crew.

So, what did we learn this week?  Let’s start with the fact that Denny Hamlin is on a roll.  Whether he can keep it up for two more races remains to be seen, but his run Sunday was incredible.  Jimmie Johnson’s team will either be demoralized or show new strength.  Kevin Harvick will continue to move forward with determination.  And whether it was noticed or not, a new star was born.   Trevor Bayne drove the Wood Brother’s Ford to a 17^th place finish.  It’s notable because pretty much no one has mentioned it.  Watch this kid.  He’s going to be in the headlines soon enough.  It’s too bad that these days, we pay more attention to a ten race run than really exemplary performances.  But that’s the way it is.

So we head to Phoenix, a place that is Jimmie’s house, so all bets are off.  It will be interesting to see if Hamlin can continue this tremendous run.  It will also be interesting to see if Harvick can continue to be strong and steady, and if one of the Fords will be the spoiler.  It’s much better than the last four years.  Johnson will have to work for this championship, but I would have liked to hear more about the Wood Brothers and Trevor Bayne.  Silly me.

During the previous NASCAR weekend at the Texas Motor Speedway we watched a driver back up his personal prediction. We learned how races, and possibly championships, are won and lost in the pits. We learned that sometimes freedom of speech is necessarily free. We saw a new version of “have at it boys” and then discovered that sometimes race drivers fight like girls. With those thoughts in mind, let’s begin with:

HOORAH to Denny Hamlin, the winner of Sunday’s AAA Texas 500. The “all we do is win” mind set this team adopted quite some ago was clearly in place when Hamlin collected his series high eighth win of the season and 16th career Sprint Cup win.

Hamlin deserves another HOORAH for clearly backing up his personal prediction regarding the final three Chase races. After crossing under the checkers last Sunday at Texas, Hamlin came on his radio and said “I told you we were going to pick it up with three, (races), to go: it’s on.”

For those of you into professional wrestling you’re probably aware of a famous saying that wrestling icon Rick Flair has used for years: “to be the man you have to beat the man.” That’s exactly what Hamlin did last Sunday in Texas. With Chase rival Jimmie Johnson finishing ninth, Hamlin’s now the new points leader and goes into next weekend’s race at Phoenix leading the standings by 33 points.

HOORAH to the race winner’s crew chief, Mike Ford. Making your official NASCAR 200^th start as a crew chief is certainly a milestone to be proud of. But add winning the race and taking over the championship points lead to that and it truly becomes a very special day.

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But there are many observers that will tell you that a Roush Fenway Ford should have won at Texas. WAZZUP with Greg Biffle’s hard luck with his broken lower gears? After collecting bonus points for leading the most laps, a very strong potential race winner was extremely slow on restarts because of the gear problem. In the waning laps of the race Biffle was making a strong run to the front only to helplessly watch the final caution flag of the race present itself with seven laps left.  Despite this aggravation, Biffle still managed a fifth place finish.

HOORAH to the other Roush Fenway driver who looked like he was going to win at Texas during the final two laps. Early in the day Matt Kenseth was a lap down and it appeared the team was in the midst of another mediocre race that has plagued them all year long. But, in the final moments, Kenseth was back on the lead lap and, with some good pit work and adjustment calls, actually took the lead from Hamlin.  Unfortunately a “Hail Mary” type move to clear Hamlin found Kenseth brushing the backstretch wall. Despite the turn out Kenseth was all smiles after the race. That hard charging second place finish had to feel like a win for this team.

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WAZZUP with the performance of Jimmie Johnson’s pit crew at Texas? Talk about a bad day at work. During their first seven pit stops the performance of this championship crew managed to cost their driver highly significant track position during four of them.

HOORAH for crew chief’s Chad Knaus sudden, and very surprising, decision to swap his team for the available Rainbow Warriors from Jeff Gordon’s team. Following a crash that sidelined Gordon’s car, the Rainbow Warriors were suddenly available and a deal to swap pit crews was quickly arranged.

HOORAH to Gordon’s crew for their stunning performance on pit road. Their first effort got Johnson down pit road in 12.6 seconds which allowed him to pick up positions. The second stop clocked in at 12.3 second while the final stop, a two tire change, was performed in a stunning 5.9 seconds.

A major move like this may seem unorthodox to some but, with a championship on the line, decisions like this are often vital and could loom large when the final points are counted at the end of the season. No one connected to a major sport likes being benched but the #48 deserves a HOORAH for their understanding of the decision. They even “fist bumped” the #24 guys during the changeover.

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That, in turn, leads to a WAZZUP with the sudden availability of the #24 team.  Following a lap 191 caution flag, caused by Martin Truex Jr hitting the wall, the cars of Jeff Gordon and Jeff Burton collided in what turned out to be a very hard crash. At first, the video replay appeared to be an act of retaliation by Burton. It turned out that there was contact between the two cars from a previous lap and Gordon was pretty steamed about it. Following the yellow flag Burton pulled alongside Gordon to let him know he was sorry about that contact. That’s when the two cars got together and hit the wall.

Two ambulances came out onto the track to transport the drivers for the mandatory trip to the infield medical center for a check up. But Gordon walked right by his ride and physically attacked Burton on the backstretch while officials made an effort to pull them apart.. WAZZUP with that move? Is that what they call fighting?  Frankly, I’ve seen ladies in a bar room brawl put out a stronger effort?

Related to this is a HOORAH to NASCAR’s “have at it boys” policy initiated last January. It was that policy that allowed ESPN to present a boxing match in the middle of a stock car race if, again, you can call that fighting.

WAZZUP with putting these two angry drivers in the same ambulance for the ride to the medical center?

After the mandatory checkup a still angry Gordon said he’s now lost a lot of respect for Burton. But a HOORAH does go out to Burton for taking full responsibility for the incident and explained that their bumpers hooked up when he pulled alongside Gordon’s car. He also said that Gordon had every right in the world to be angry with him.

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WAZZUP with Kyle Busch exercising his self proclaimed right to free speech? That’s what he called presenting the middle finger to a NASCAR official standing in front of his car on pit road. Busch was called back to pit road to serve a penalty after getting caught speeding while exiting the pits. The angry driver shouted a flurry of expletives over the radio and then presented the offensive hand gesture to the NASCAR official.

There’s no defense for this. The Busch car had an in car television camera in it and

the entire nation witnessed the act. Someone needs to remind the “Rowdy One” that the tiny green light means the camera is on. That prompted ESPN broadcaster Marty Reid to apologize to the viewing audience for the offensive display.

HOORAH to NASCAR for refusing to tolerate such a display by penalizing the driver two laps for what they termed “unsportsmanlike conduct.”. There are now reports that additional punishment may be levied later this week. If that happens then they’ll receive another HOORAH for that action as well.

The shame of it all is the fact that Busch had a very strong car capable of winning the race. Had he kept his middle finger to himself he could have rejoined the race at the tail end of the lead lap and become a factor in the finish. It’s now likely that Busch just realized that sometimes freedom of speech isn’t necessarily free and, dependent upon NASCAR’s decision on additional punishment; it could get even more expensive.

We saw this act too many times in the past, Kyle Busch on a tirade. We’ve been told in the past that he’s a very passionate driver who finds race day adversity, such as finishing second, unacceptable. He attracts attention like a moth drawn to a flame. There are even some members of the NASCAR media who regard him as job security because he’s always good for a story line.

But what we witnessed from this driver, during the NASCAR weekend at the Texas Motor Speedway, was an act that was taken too far. When Kyle Busch decided to disrespect a NASCAR official with an obscene gesture, during last Sunday’s Sprint Cup race, he seriously crossed a line. He now knows that and he seems to be humbled by the aftermath of the incident.

Busch’s Texas weekend actually began on a super positive note. The Texas Motor Speedway played host to all three of NASCAR’s national touring series and Busch was entered in all three races. That’s something else about him we’ve seen many times before and he’s very good at busy racing schedules.

On Friday night Busch, in his self owned Toyota Truck, won the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series race. It marked his seventh series win of the season and his 23d series career win. The latest win in the truck series also paid some handsome dividends. This was especially true of the owner’s points championship. Kyle Busch Motorsports now holds a 72 point lead in those standings and, with only two races left in the season, that’s going to be difficult for the competition to overcome. It beginning to look like Busch’s truck team, in its rookie season, is going to take this coveted title.

Busch’s Friday night win also paid dividends for Toyota as well. It allowed the automaker to win the series’ manufacturer’s championship for the fifth consecutive year in a row.

On Saturday Busch climbed in his familiar Joe Gibbs Racing Toyota to take the green flag for the NASCAR Nationwide Series event. Busch was going after another set of Nationwide Series numbers in this race. With five previous wins at Texas, he was looking to become only the first driver in NASCAR history to win six consecutive races at the same track. Once again he was a major player in the race and led a race high 107 of the 205 laps.

Unfortunately, he didn’t lead the lap that mattered the most: the final one. That honor went to race winner Carl Edwards. A late in the race final caution flag set up another one of the series’ classic green-white-checker finishes. Edwards and Busch lined up next to each other for the double file restart. Edwards pulled off a beauty of a restart and easily led the final two laps for the win.

After the race an incensed Busch swore that Edwards jumped the restart and hit the gas pedal prior to passing the double red lines painted on the outside retaining wall. These lines are used as markers for the official starting point. NASCAR officials double checked the video and declared that Edwards had done nothing wrong.

The fact of the matter was Busch was completely got off guard by Edwards’ outstanding restart effort and apparently had trouble with the fact that he lost the race and the opportunity to set another new series’ record.

After the race an angry Busch said “he jumped the restart by about three lengths before the double red marks. Does it freakin’ matter? The race is over. The guy’s in victory lane. It doesn’t matter.” Following the conclusion of a race NASCAR policy calls for the top three finishers to report to the track media center for a press conference. Busch only spent a few scant moments in the media center before he stormed out but not before he left a few well chosen four letter words in his wake. There was also a report that said Busch used foul language during a post race radio interview. Fortunately the radio network was able to do some quick editing to protect the sanctity of their airwaves.

We have of course seen these tirades from this driver many times before. But what we didn’t know Saturday night was the ultimate Busch melt down was yet to come. What happened on Sunday left even Busch’s harshest critics speechless?

When the green flag fell on Sunday’s NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race Busch was considered a pre race favorite. But his Sunday in Texas unraveled on lap 160 when his Joe Gibbs Racing Toyota went spinning through turns one and two. He came in for tires and quickly worked his way down pit road. Busch was worried about crossing the pit road exit line before the pace car did in order to avoid going a lap down. He got to the line first but was caught for speeding down pit road in the process. His action to beat the pace car was deemed flagrant and NASCAR ordered him to return to pit road for a one lap penalty.

The Kyle Busch meltdown was now locked and loaded. He pulled into his pit stall to serve the penalty amid a volley of four letter words. A NASCAR official was standing directly in front of his car with his hand held up to halt the driver until the penalty was complete. That’s when Busch decided to let his anger cross a line that should have been left alone. He displayed his middle finger to the official. We all saw it because the ESPN Network had a camera inside of Busch’s car and the moment was recorded for posterity. NASCAR also saw the offensive gesture and brought Busch back to pit road for an additional two lap penalty. A car capable of winning the race was now three laps down and wound up finishing 32nd.

Busch later said that he wasn’t aware that the in car camera system was on. It really didn’t matter because he held that middle finger against his windshield for several seconds. He wanted to make sure that the pit road official got a good look at his displeasure.

After the race Busch was still in a surly mood and said “you get spun out and wrecked like that and you’re not supposed to lose your cool. I mean HELLO!

NASCAR officials were understandably angry at Busch. After the race Kerry Tharpe, NASCAR Director of Communication and Competition, called the incident both “unacceptable and inappropriate at any level of sports.” He also indicated that the punishment phase may not be over and NASCAR may be taking a hard look at this incident in the days to come.

Tharpe strongly objected to the offensive action taken by Busch against one of their officials and said “we take that very seriously and I think this is one we’re going to take a hard look at. It’s in the rule book, It’s on the pit road rulebook card as well. Anytime you make an obscene or inappropriate gesture toward any one of our officials, you’re subject to a time or lap penalty and we got him with the two laps. But again, the people who officiate our sport are hard working men and women and they deserve to be treated with respect.”

By now a much calmer, and very humble, Kyle Busch admitted that the frustration of the spin out got the best of him and said “I’m sorry that I lost my cool to everybody on this team, to everybody at NASCAR and all my guys that supports me. It’s just so frustrating the way that have such a fast race car, then you get spun out and you don’t expect to lose your cool, I guess. I apologize to all of my guys for letting them down and for getting us so far behind that we could never make it up.”

Next we witnessed another sight that we’ve seen many times before. That would be J D Gibbs, President of Joe Gibbs Racing, taking on the role of company spin doctor. Gibbs reminded us that Busch is an extremely passionate driver who gets frustrated easily when things do not go well on race day.

“I think that’s something he’s going to have to continue to work on and I think that he acknowledges that and admits that. But right when it happens, it’s hard for him to control that. I think that’s just an area in general and in life he’s going to have to address. We’ve just got to make sure it happens sooner rather than later”, Gibbs said.