NASCAR Top-10 Power Rankings: Watkins Glen
Note: The quotes in this article are fictional.
1. Carl Edwards: Edwards finished a solid 12th at Watkins Glen, Roush Fenway Racing’s top finisher in Monday’s Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips At The Glen. Edwards is now tied with Kyle Busch for the lead in the Sprint Cup point standings.
“Should I be worried that I no longer sit alone atop the point standings?” Edwards said. “Of course not. I’m NASCAR’s resident pretty boy, and like it or not, I even look good in a ‘tie.’”
I hear Boris Said has it out for my Roush Fenway Greg Biffle. Boris said one day soon, a driver will show up at the race track with a black eye. I tend to believe him. Stranger things have happened. Heck, twice a year, a driver shows up at the track with an afro!”
2. Kyle Busch: Busch led 49 of 92 laps at Watkins Glen and was leading on the race’s final restart with two laps to go. But both Brad Keselowski and Marcos Ambrose slipped by on the restart, and Ambrose muscled his way to the win. Busch finished third, his series-best 11th top 5 of the year, and is now tied with Carl Edwards atop the point standings.
“M&M’s may simply melt in your mouth,” Busch said, “but apparently, leads evaporate altogether in my hands.”
How about poor Denny Hamlin, losing his brakes on lap 66 and crashing hard into the Turn 1 wall? He’s okay, but with brake issues on top of all the engine problems he’s experienced this year, you have to believe there will be some changes with that team. I say it’s time for Viagra to return to NASCAR sponsorship, and Hamlin’s No. 11 car would be a perfect fit for a product with a proven solution to equipment failure.”
3. Jimmie Johnson: After a week of feuding with Kurt Busch, Johnson finished 10th at Watkins Glen, scoring his 13th top-10 finish of the year. Johnson is now third in the point standings, trailing Carl Edwards and Kyle Busch by six.
“So, Kurt Busch says he’s ‘in my head?’” Johnson said. “Well, he’s out of his mind. Now, he needs to get out of mind. Anyway, I finished 28 places better than he, which just goes to show that Kurt’s a punk, and karma’s a bitch.”
4. Kurt Busch: After winning Saturday’s Nationwide race subbing for Penske teammate Brad Keselowski, Busch found the going much rougher during Monday’s rescheduled Sprint Cup race. Busch spun out on lap 4, then blew a tire and slammed the Turn 5 tire barrier on lap 49. He finished a disappointing 38th, and dropped two places to sixth in the point standings, 40 out of first.
“It’s nice to know,” Busch said, “that I can get in Keselowski’s car and win a race. Especially since I, the former driver of the No. 2 Miller Lite Dodge, have witnessed Brad get into my car and win. Twice.”
At The Glen, I barely made it to the halfway point of the race. You could say I couldn’t ‘break a sweat,’ which, incidentally, is exactly what Jimmie Johnson said about my fighting ability.”
5. Kevin Harvick: Harvick finished sixth at Watkins Glen, posting his first top-10 result since Daytona on July 2nd. Harvick is now fourth in the Sprint Cup point standings, 14 behind Carl Edwards and Kyle Busch.
“I’m certainly pleased with the result,” Harvick said. By no means am I a road course ringer. Now, if I would have been in Boris Said’s shoes, I would have been a road course wringer, because somebody would have been choked.”
You may have seen me throw out the first pitch at the Angels-Yankees game inNew Yorklast week. One thing’s for sure: that baseball won’t get a ticket for speeding on pit lane. My incident with Kyle Busch at Darlington, coupled with my pitching skill, just goes to show that his right arm can’t hit a target, moving or otherwise.”
6. Jeff Gordon: Gordon led six laps at Watkins Glen on his way to a 13th-place finish in the Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips At The Glen. He remained seventh in the point standings and is 52 behind Carl Edwards.
“What I finish,” Gordon said. “That last lap was a lot like a Kurt Busch radio tirade, because all ‘hell’ broke loose. And David Reutimann was much like Indy Car driver Will Power at New Hampshire—they both flipped. Of course, Power’s middle finger salute to the race officials drew a fine. I guess that’s the ‘Power’ of ‘one.’ You would never see a Sprint Cup driver flip off NASCAR officials. Not because our manners are any better than Power’s, but NASCAR officials don’t have a problem not throwing a caution. And they don’t need any rain to do it.”
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[/media-credit]7. Matt Kenseth: Kenseth suffered an early setback at Watkins Glen, running out of gas midway through the race, but fought back to come home 14th. He moved up one spot to fifth in the point standings, and is now 28 out of first.
“Thanks to Greg Biffle for the push back to the pits after I ran out of gas,” Kenseth said. “According to Boris Said, that’s the only ‘push back’ Biffle’s good for. If Biffle does show up for an upcoming race with a black eye, then he’ll be the only ‘Said head’ who’s not a member of Boris’ fan club.”
8. Tony Stewart: Stewart finished 27th, the last car on the lead lap, after his No. 14 Office Depot/Mobil Chevy spun and was hit by another car. Stewart fell one spot in the point standings to tenth, and is 25 ahead of Clint Bowyer in 11th.
“I wouldn’t classify my finish as ‘Heluva Good,’” Stewart said. “I would, however, classify Boris Said’s challenge to Greg Biffle as a ‘heluva goad.’”
9. Brad Keselowski: Keselowski nearly captured his second-consecutive win of the year, leading with one to go at Watkins Glen before Marco Ambrose bulled past him. Keselowski settled for second and further solidified his wildcard chances.
“Ambrose is the first Australian to win a NASCAR race,” Keselowski said. “I say that’s ‘Aus-some.’ He’s establishing quite a few milestones. Last year, he became the first Australian to stall his engine while leading the race.”
10. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: Earnhardt finished 15th in the Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips At The Glen, joining Hendrick teammates Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon in the top 15. Earnhardt improved one position in the Sprint Cup point standings, and is in ninth with four races before the Chase opener.
“I like my chances to make the Chase For The Cup,” Earnhardt said, “if the Chase started tomorrow. Hopefully, I can survive these next four races and maintain my position. One thing’s for sure: I won’t be winning my way into the Chase.”
HOORAHS AND WAZZUPS: IT WAS A HELUVA GOOD MONDAY RACE
Over the previous weekend we observed mother nature wreak havoc with NASCAR’s best laid plans and schedules at the Watkins Glen International Raceway. There was simply no way the Heluva Good Sour Cream Dips At The Glen was going to see a green flag start on Sunday afternoon. What we saw instead was one Heluva Good Sprint Cup race on Monday morning. We witnessed the joy of our favorite “Aussie” after winning his first ever Cup race, we witnessed a hair raising green-white checker finish and we got treated to some rather entertaining comments from a pair of angry drivers after the race. With those thoughts in mind, let’s begin with:
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[/media-credit]HOORAH to Marcos Ambrose for scoring that long sought first NASCAR Sprint Cup victory at Watkins Glen. He led a total of 21 laps including a three wide move at the end of the race that allowed him to lead the most important lap of all. That famous grin was wider than ever in victory lane where Ambrose announced that he was going to “crack a few tinnies and enjoy this victory.”
WAZZUP with the naysayers who are already claiming that this driver is expected to win a Cup race on a road course and to prove his mettle he needs to win on an oval? Yes, it’s certainly true that he’s won a lot or road racing events and titles in his native Australia. There’s no question that his road racing skills are superior to many. He certainly proved that at Watkins Glen. But, why do we need to go there in middle of this driver’s first Cup victory? Can Ambrose win on an oval? If you look at his marked improvement on ovals over the last year alone the answer is yes he can.
HOORAH to Richard Petty Motorsports for an outstanding day at the Glen where their two car team finished in the top ten. A J Allmendinger also had a good run and brought his car home to an eighth place finish. This is a well deserved turn around for RPM especially when you consider that, less than a year ago, we were all wondering if they were going to have to lock the doors to their shop for good.
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HOORAH to Brad Keselowski for his second place finish at Watkins Glen. Despite the pain from an ankle and back injury, he found a way to overcome medical issues and drive a very strong race. On an equally important note, that finish moves him to 11th in the championship standings and he’s now the leader in the wild card competition. It’s extremely possible that this injured driver could drive himself into the Chase line up.
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Okay, let’s get to it. WAZZUP with that Boris Said versus Greg Biffle confrontation after the race? On the final lap of the Watkins Glen Cup race, Said got into the back of David Ragan’s Ford who in turn collected David Reutimann’s Toyota. The result was a horrendous accident that concluded the green-white-checker finish with a yellow flag. Reutimann’s car hit the retaining wall so hard it barrel rolled and was approximately four feet shorter than its original length. Both Reutimann and Ragan were clearly shaken up from the hard hits and exited their cars very slowly. Boris Said referred to the incident as a close quarter road course racing deal but did say he was glad to hear the two drivers were okay.
Apparently Biffle took a great deal of exception to his team mate, Ragan, being treated that way. It was alleged that Biffle presented Said with a series of one finger salutes before they left the track after the race. Once in the garage area, Said probably made the situation worse by parking his race car behind BIffle’s hauler. Biffle was observed reaching into Said’s window and threw a punch at him. By the time Said was able to get out of his car to continue the confrontation, Biffle was already surrounded by members of his team. It prompted Said to announce that Biffle was the “most unprofessional scaredy cat he’s ever seen” and further complained that Biffle wouldn’t even “fight me like a man. Said also announced that he needed someone to text him Biffle’s address so he could go to his house and “show him what he really needs.” Biffle later responded, via “Twitter”, that Said shouldn’t have parked his car behind his team hauler and that his first concern should have been to check on the condition of Reutimann and Ragan. BIffle referred to that lack of concern for the drivers as being both “unprofessional and disrespectful.”
WAZZUP with that curious comment from NASCAR that followed this incident? NASCAR Spokesperson Kristi King said “we’re evaluating the situation, any potential penalties likely would be announced on Tuesday or Wednesday.” Wait a minute, why isn’t this covered under the “have at it boys policy”? The race cars were parked, there was no chance of innocent victims getting caught up in a two driver confrontation and you really couldn’t even call that a fight. Compared to other “have at it boys” incidents from the past, this was probably the safest, maybe even the lamest, one we’ve seen. Both drivers reportedly had already left the track before NASCAR officials could even speak to them about the incident. Why would there be penalties?
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A combined HOORAH and WAZZUP goes to the Busch Brothers for their up and down weekend at Watkins Glen. Subbing for the injured Brad Keselowski in the NASCAR Nationwide Series race, Kurt Busch started on the pole and won the race. In fact, the Busch brothers were a tower of strength in this event and combined to lead all 85 laps. However older brother’s win came at little brother’s expense. In the waning laps Kyle Busch had serious fuel mileage issues and had to come to pit road for a splash of gas. He eventually charged his way back through the field to finish fourth.
However, Kyle Busch gets a WAZZUP for refusing to do a network television interview after the Nationwide Series race. Okay I get that the passion of a race driver had him upset over giving away a win that would placed him on top of the series’ all time winner’s list. The truth be known, he probably wasn’t too thrilled about giving away a race to his big brother. I also get that losing a race due to fuel mileage is enough to make a preacher cuss. But once again Kyle Busch needed to be reminded that a small army of people worked above and beyond the call of duty to provide him with the best race car on the track. He needed a reminder that a corporate group put up the resources so he could drive a car that good. The interview would have been an excellent time to thank them. The bottom line is: you always do the interviews, to promote your sponsors and your race team, no matter how lousy your day was.
On the Cup side of the Glen weekend, Kurt Busch had no luck at all. He found himself standing in a hole following an early race spin and then left the race, at lap 50, following a hard crash in turn five. Meanwhile Kyle Busch started the Cup event from the pole position, and led a race high 49 laps, before giving another race away this time due to sliding high in a turn on the final lap. At least this time he did the post race television interview.
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In some final thoughts, HOORAH to the die hard NASCAR fans who returned to Watkins Glen International Raceway on a Monday morning determined not to miss the Sprint Cup race. NASCAR figures indicated the crowd was estimated at approximately 85,000. But it does make one wonder how many of them called in sick to work that day.
HOORAH to the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series whose 2011 season has turned up 15 winners in 22 races with five of them being first time Cup winners. Now that’s a level playing field.
Sadly, the final WAZZUP of the week goes to the Watkins Glen International Raceway because it appears there are still some sections of the track’s retaining walls that are not covered with an energy absorbing SAFER barrier. We saw first hand the driver safety issues, as well as the sheet metal carnage, this situation caused. Driver David Ragan, who took a hard hit in a late race accident, probably put it best when he said “I’ve been on dirt tracks that has better walls than here.” This is an area that needs to be addressed immediately.










