Fourth Turn, Twas The Night Before Christmas NASCAR style

After watching the tire test news conference it was time to decorate the Christmas tree. As I hung the last brightly colored ball and strung the last of the garland I laid down in the floor and closed my eyes. My mind began to wander as I drifted off to sleep. Suddenly there before me was ole DW sitting in front of a group of children all dressed in the brightly colored driver’s uniforms. What in the world was this, I wondered. I quietly approached the group and sat down to listen. To my amazement ole DW was reading the very young drivers a Christmas tale. Well a version of a Christmas tale anyway. As I shifted in the chair to get comfortable, this is what I heard.

Twas The Night Before Christmas – NASCAR Style

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the sport

Not a person was stirring, not even pit support;

The bodies were hung on the chassis with care,

In hopes that Daytona soon would be here;

The drivers were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of victories danced in their heads;

And Denny and his crew chief and all in their caps

Had just settled down for a Post Season nap,

When out on the track there arose such a clatter,

They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter

Away to the window like Rocket Newman they dashed,

 Tore open the shop doors and threw back the sash.

The moon on the breast of the newly paved track

Showed not a pot hole in sight not even a crack

When what to their wondering eyes should appear,

But a COT sleigh with 800 horses and a very low gear,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

They knew in a moment it must be St. Mike

More rapid than corvettes his coursers they came,

He whistled and shouted then called them by name,

Now, Jimmie !  Now, Jeff !  Now Tony and Ryan !

On, Clint, On Kevin, On Junior and Carl

To the top of the track! Stay out of the wall!

Now race away! Race away! Bring back it all!

And like jets after the anthem these babies did fly

And if they meet with an obstacle, paint and body will cry,

So off to the race track the haulers they flew,

With a COT full of tools, and St. Mike on board too.

And then in a twinkling, they heard on the track

Roaring and spinning, NASCAR’s Horses were back.

As they drew back their heads and were spinning around,

Across the track, St. Mike came with a bound

He was dressed in a suit, from his head to his foot,

His white shirt was free from ashes or soot;

A bundle of trophies he had flung on his back

He looked like a promoter promoting the track.

His eyes – how they twinkled. His dimples how merry!

He was the pres for sure, this St. was no cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow.

He’s happy to tell you, “We have the chase here you know.”

Victories they mounted though some have a beef

The smoke from the burnouts circle his head like a wreath.

He had a kind face and a fire in his belly,

And when he talked people listened even on the telly,

He was gracious with class an impressive old elf

And I gasped when I saw him in spite of myself

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head.

Soon put me at ease I had nothing to dread

He spoke a few words and went straight to his work.

He polished the trophy and turned with a jerk

With a wave of his hand and a smile from his face

He gave a quick nod and across the track he did race

He jumped in his COT, to his the teams gave a whistle

And away they all flew like the bullet from a pistol

But I heard him exclaim, as they raced out in to the night

Merry Christmas y’all, Daytona’s in sight!

I would like to take a second to wish a very safe and happy Holiday season to all the NASCAR fans, officials and track employees you make our trips to your facilities a holiday all year long, so at this time of the year, I hope that Santa makes your holiday as wonderful as you make ours all season long.

And to all the competitors in all the series Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, thanks for giving us everything you have to give, you are our heroes. Most importantly, thanks to all the families who shared their loved ones with us so we could cheer our favorite driver and favorite teams. You are the true heroes of the sport and we are forever in your debt. May you be blessed with the peace and happiness of the holiday season.