The Final Word – For Bristol we give thanks as the tour continues on to Atlanta
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[/media-credit]Lord, I wish to give thanks for the return of Bristol to being Bristol. I don’t know if the shaving down of the track made the difference, but something was different from what we saw in the spring. There was action that kept you watching, and I’m not just talking about the one’s that gave the bodymen and mechanics some extra work.
I give thanks for Denny Hamlin winning last Saturday night. He emerged with his third victory of the season, tying him in bonus points with Jimmie Johnson and Brad Keselowski come Chase time. I don’t really mean it, but I’m trying to become a better person. Now that I’ve tried to do the right thing, I’ll be forgiving if his engine blows up this weekend.
Tony Stewart has three wins, but we don’t know if he’ll make the Chase via wins or points. He is only 16 points up on Kasey Kahne, so he can be caught over the course of the next two events. However, I give thanks for his ability to toss a helmet dead center on the intended target and I give thanks for the awesome video from Matt Kenseth’s roof cam to show the headgear bounce off the hood.
Tony was upset, but it appeared to be more a race deal than anything else. As I am trying to be a better man, I give thanks for world peace and goodwill unto all men…until this Sunday at Atlanta. As we all know, Sunday is the day set aside for boys to have at it, along with the odd Saturday night.
Unto all men. Still, I give thanks for Danica Patrick, who got bounced hard off the inside fence in rather ungentlemanly fashion by Regan Smith. In her rage, she wiggled a finger at Mr. Smith. Her finger? Like her boss, she had a perfectly good helmet in her hands.
I give thanks for Juan Pablo Montoya, who continues to prove that even if you are outside the Top Twenty in points that does not prevent one from him from making a difference in other people’s fortunes. Ryan Newman went in with the second wildcard berth in his hands. After Montoya wrecked him, he left it 3 points behind Jeff Gordon and 19 behind Kyle Busch. Jeff Burton has had a brutal season, but things were going good Saturday until he piled into the wrecking Newman. I give thanks for Juan, as no one else will.
I give thanks for Dale Earnhardt Jr. He has a win this season, he has a Chase place reserved, and he even finished 12th at Bristol. Junior did this despite a pit road speeding penalty and another one for pitting when it was closed. What a fine fellow, doing all he can to give his competition a chance. Nothing can be finer than our boy from Carolina.
I give thanks for this new Chase format, where the final wildcard berth remains in play this late. If Kahne can catch Stewart for 10th, then Stewart and his three wins locks up the first wildcard spot. That still leaves five single win drivers and the winless Carl Edwards duking it out to see which one of them gets that final invite.
Edwards, Rowdy Busch, Gordon, Newman, Marcos Ambrose, and Joey Logano, I am sure, would like me to pass along their thanks should they win this Sunday in Atlanta, or the following week in Richmond. I offer up my thanks for keeping things interesting. Enjoy the week.
NOTES FROM THE NASCAR NATION: IF TONY STEWART’S HELMET TOSS WAS USED IN OTHER MAJOR SPORTS
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[/media-credit]We all saw it. Then we all saw it again and again and again. That, of course, would be Tony Stewart’s helmet toss at Matt Kenseth’s race car during the NASCAR Sprint Cup race at the Bristol Motor Speedway.
The two drivers were racing for the lead when, on lap 333, they made contact strong enough to send both cars flying into the inside wall of the frontstretch. Stewart wound up 27th on the final score sheet while Kenseth finished 25th.
It didn’t stop there. After climbing out of his wrecked car, Stewart threw his beautiful, custom, helmet and bounced it off of the front nose of Kenseth’s car. His execution was flawless. Stewart used the double hand, over the left shoulder, approach. The result was a high velocity toss with stunning accuracy.
Equally stunning was the video replay, from an in car camera located in Kenseth’s Ford, that allowed us to see the flawless technique of Stewart’s helmet toss. The helmet hit the front of Kenseth’s car so hard it was a wonder that it didn’t seriously damage the radiator.
In this wonderful age of electronically transmitted instant information, everyone on the entire planet saw Stewart’s excellent helmet toss. In a mere matter of minutes the incident was down loaded onto every form of the social media that you could name. Not even Brad Keselowski’s famous “Twitter” fingers could move that fast.
Meanwhile, here in southern California, the Los Angeles based sports anchors, whose coverage of NASCAR usually ranges from not at all to about 12 seconds, were all over Stewart’s helmet toss. Stewart actually got more coverage than the Los Angeles Dodgers. That may not sound like a lot to many of you but, for a Los Angeles based sportscast that’s HUGE!
By the way, those Los Angeles stick and ball desk jockeys were kind enough to extend their NASCAR coverage an additional five seconds to tell us that Denny Hamlin won at Bristol.
This Bristol incident does raise a rather interesting question: could Tony Stewart’s helmet toss equate with other major sports? Actually, yes it can.
For example: if Tony Stewart threw his helmet, while standing on the pitcher’s mound in a Major League Baseball game, the umpire would have yelled STEEEE-RIKE.
If Tony Stewart was playing quarterback in a National Football League game, that helmet toss would certainly have been a completed pass. One that likely would have put six points on the scoreboard.
If Tony Stewart was playing in the National Basketball Association, his helmet toss would have been a three point shot. Perhaps even one of those game winning shots with one second left on the time clock.
If Tony Stewart used a hockey stick to slap shot his helmet into the goal net then he would totally redefine the old National Hockey League term “Hat Trick.
Finally, and most obvious, if helmet tossing were an Olympic sport then Tony Stewart would be proudly wearing a gold medal right now.
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